| | 180 min | | Gross: | 151 min No Yul Brynner though. Sam Neill, Michel Nabokoff, And here's a porno version of Westworld. It's an X-rated version of Mad Max: The Road Warrior. Morjana Alaoui, | | Elizabeth Berkley, | Gross: A dark force threatens Alpha, a vast metropolis and home to species from a thousand planets. A woman, accidentally caught in a dark deal, turns the tables on her captors and transforms into a merciless warrior evolved beyond human logic. Logan Marshall-Green, | It starts with a zero-G spacesuit strip show in Fonda's shag-carpeted space capsule, and then she fights off angry dolls in her ripped stockings. 121,917 | Margot Kidder, | Instead of "You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" Noah Emmerich, TV-PG Dustin Hoffman, Mark Strong, | Stars: Also known as Sexplorer. | | Dane DeHaan, Keira Knightley, Drama, Romance. It's really hard to explain this post-Star Wars porn adventure, but we'll try. An English professor falls for a minor , and has to face the consequences of his actions. Lena Olin, Laurent Capelluto, This is somehow a problem. Director: Transferred home after a traumatizing combat mission, a trained French soldier uses her lethal skills to hunt down the man who hurt her sister. 98 min | Monica Bellucci, There, he meets and forms an uneasy friendship and non-interference pact with prostitute Sera. One of the more demented erotic movies ever made. | The theme tune (at left) really has to be heard to be believed. In the colorful future, a cab driver unwittingly becomes the central figure in the search for a legendary cosmic weapon to keep Evil and Mr. Zorg at bay. Nicholas Braun, | And then click here for her encounter with a man who has a balloon fetish. | | Stars: | But this was probably the first "proper" Trek porno spoof, featuring the TOS crew going to the planet Uranus to fight the Mugatu for the planet's resources. Director: Comedy. At left: the amazing disco theme song, plus another clip and the poster. 231 min Also, at one point in the film, a man has an utterly adorable maneki neko tattoo covering his back. A French movie about a science fiction writer who's searching for the ultimate sexual dynamo. And yet it features special effects by people who went on to work on the Star Trek and Star Wars movies. We'll be covering 1992 to the present very soon. $1.11M, R Kevin Janssens, Stars: | Thomas Jane, Plot. Director: 12 min It's a bit confusing. It's all fun and games, until she cheats on him with the mailman. And porn has embraced science fiction as well — from 1968's softcore masterpiece Barbarella to the 1990s cyberpunk boom to the recent craze for porn spoofs, there has always been science fiction porn. Luc Besson Stars: $1.40M, TV-MA 771,236 Matthew Macfadyen, It's NSFW! Richard Lewis, Votes: Drama, Romance. Seka has some kind of sex duel with Jamie Gillis, who's an alien with an ice penis. Luke Evans, Director: Richard Pryor, Drama, Romance. The story of five Cuban political prisoners who had been imprisoned by the United States since the late 1990s on charges of espionage and murder. With antennae on their heads? Jeremy Irons, Drama, Romance. $63.54M, R Hadar Ratzon Rotem, 164,422 Gugu Mbatha-Raw, | | The maker of Emmanuelle, Just Jaeckin, finally went all the way off the rails with this one. | $19.50M, PG | Gross: John Phillip Law, | To relieve his boredom, Emperor Ming the Merciless of the planet Mongo declares that he will play with and destroy Earth by remotely causing natural disasters. | Gross: The good news? Stars: After a snowstorm, her car is discovered on a road to a small remote village. In 1667, 28-year-old all-powerful king of France, Louis XIV, decides to build the greatest palace in the world - Versailles. 451,542 Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller. Maria Michi, Action, Drama, Thriller. Anne Le Ny, Gaspar Noé | Cfake.com : Celebrity Fakes nudes with 280 180 Images | 3 988 Videos | 10 626 Celebrities | 129 722 MembersTags > Created , page /0 Emmanuelle Seigner, Votes: Action, Crime, Drama. 122,593 Philippe Bas, Sparks fly when spirited Elizabeth Bennet meets single, rich, and proud Mr. Darcy. The Emperor Wang bombards the Earth with a sex ray from planet Porno and it turns everybody into a sex fiend. Stars: More details here. Erik Per Sullivan, Votes: | John C. Reilly, Florence Loiret Caille, Action, Horror, Thriller. 169,205 63,059 A quasi-sequel or retelling of the sexploitation classic The Beast... only in space! A rare book dealer, while seeking out the last two copies of a demon text, gets drawn into a conspiracy with supernatural overtones. | Stars: Here's a couple of clips from the film — including the opening scene, where a door-to-door dildo saleswoman meets Edward and becomes so taken with his natural dildo substitutes, she brings him home to meet her family. Director: Cfake.com : Celebrity Fakes nudes with 280 196 Images | 3 988 Videos | 10 626 Celebrities | 129 733 MembersTags > Created , page /0 Marilyn Lima, | Gross: | Gross: Director: | Scarlett Johansson, Stars: While the police don't know where to start, five people are linked to the disappearance. $0.75M, TV-MA We wrote about Spermula extensively here. 126 min 134 min Mathilda, a 12-year-old girl, is reluctantly taken in by Léon, a professional assassin, after her family is murdered. 161,626 Milo O'Shea, TV-MA Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy. His soul, observing the repercussions of his death, seeks resurrection. | Gross: Bernardo Bertolucci And then there's this film, which is justly famous and revered — there's been a nuclear holocaust, and most of the population, dubbed "sex negatives," is unable to have sex. porn and don't mind being scarred mentally forever, click here. We all have them." One of the most famous Hong Kong exploitation films of all time — which has spawned a few sequels and a 3-D remake — this film is actually an adaptation of the classic novel The Carnal Prayer Mat (Rou Pu Tuan) by Li Yu, a classic 17th century author and playwright. Some of the steampunk machines have naked women popping in and out of them for no reason. Stars: | Heinz Bennent, Votes: She decides to help those around her and, along the way, discovers love. Stars: | David Lynch David Lynch Stars: At one point, a giant claymation monster, voiced by Craig T. Nelson from Coach, grabs Dale and carries her up a wall like King Kong. | Gross: | Rosario Dawson, TV-MA $18.66M, Not Rated | Marinette and Adrien, two normal teens, transform into superheroes Ladybug and Cat Noir when an evil threatens their city. 72,190 | Déborah Révy, | | Stars: | Director: 97 min | John Madden Stay tuned for the sequel, covering the past 20 years of completely inappropriate science fiction porn movies. Jean Reno, And someone decides that sex on roller skates is what's needed to save this doomed society. And the line between a science fiction "B" movie and a softcore porn film is often more seethru than Jane Fonda's breast bubbles. Amr Waked, Votes: Hubert Delattre, Okay, I am going to get rated , but I cannot for the life of me figure out the purpose of these tags and I have spent way too long considering why such a thing even exists. Action, Crime, Drama. 161 min The whole thing looks sort of surreal and lush and beautiful. 50,371 $52.80M, NC-17 Likewise, no fantasy. Cristina Valenzuela, She's very sweet, she wears very colored clothes and a huge yellow bag. | | 116 min The mist creatures of the planet Spermula transform themselves into beautiful women, so they can…. Stars: Ben Sanderson, a Hollywood screenwriter who lost everything because of his alcoholism, arrives in Las Vegas to drink himself to death. Basically your classic "alien girl comes to Earth and has to learn about human sexuality" movie. In any case, Princess Layme (ha ha, you're killing me) seeks help to rescue her sister, Princess Orgasma (humor levels escalating) from Lord Balthazar, who's basically Darth Vader but they couldn't think of a riff on Darth Vader that was as witty as Princess Layme and Princess Orgasma. Taylor Kitsch, $7.74M, R 110 min Follows criminal investigations in Paris from all the different points of view of those involved. But a legion of Trek…. | 52 min Hervé Pierre, TV-MA Director: Director: Leland Orser, Votes: Audrey Tautou, Seka calls together the U.S. President and the Russian and Chinese leaders, for an international orgy in which she turns them into "fleshette lovers." | Apparently this film is really really good, and might actually be better than Futureworld. Vincent Cassel, Nina Hoss, TV-MA Gary Oldman, Jonathan Zaccaï, Grégory Montel, In front of others, Adèle grows, seeks herself, loses herself, and ultimately finds herself through love and loss. Sofia Boutella, The music video shows Scherzinger performing in a pink dress in front of a crowd, with flowers appearing all around her as she sings on stage. Drama, Mystery, Romance. | Frank Langella, Votes: Lorella Cravotta, Votes: | After he becomes a quadriplegic from a paragliding accident, an aristocrat hires a young man from the projects to be his caregiver. 53,098 129 min | Gross: "Nudist colony" films were a staple of early softcore film-making, and Doris Wishman was one of the masters of the genre. Robert Knepper, Votes: Denis Ménochet, Olly Alexander, Votes: | 122 min The whole thing is intensely campy, even by 70s porn standards, and feels like Rocky Horror with more nudity and less singing. Gowan Didi, There were plenty before this, of course, but this was the most blatant. Karl Glusman, they are forced to perform in bizarre and surreal ways. | Or something. Catherine Bégin, Particularly, untainted sperm. | | Gross: | 20 min Ana de Armas, PG-13 A young Parisian woman meets a middle-aged American businessman who demands their clandestine relationship be based only on sex. Stars: Andrzej Zulawski | Director: don't seem like too much of a stretch. Director: Keith Silverstein, R A woman disappeared. Paz de la Huerta, Stars: Thierry Godard, Luc Besson | Gross: 709,485 Suliane Brahim, A police chief and an eccentric new prosecutor investigate a string of grisly crimes and eerie phenomena in an isolated town at the edge of a forest. | Sasha Luss, | Jane Fonda's blonde mega-mane and anime eyes radiate sexuality. Which is probably a Carl Sagan in-joke. See more clips from Space Thing here. | The song was released to radio on 28 July 2008 and as a CD single in August 2008. Michael C. Hall, Mostly, though, there is sexy, sexy plastic furniture. And you can probably see where this is going. Maria Schneider, $59.95M, R Stars: Here are the greatest science fiction porn films of all time, from 1961 to 1991. "My funny ways, you know. 100 min Director: | Virginie Ledoyen, The poster is pretty hypnotic to look at, though. Michael Stuhlbarg, Votes: Giovanna Galletti, Votes: | | Director: | Another nearly naked woman helpfully shows up and adds, "He had it coming." Inspired by the adventures of Arsène Lupin, gentleman thief Assane Diop sets out to avenge his father for an injustice inflicted by a wealthy family. 125 min | Why did it take eight years for a straight-up porno spoof of Star Wars to appear? And he has a cute kitten! Alfie – Barbarella Here’s Barbarella’s computer from her ship Alpha 7. Franklin J. Schaffner | Yep. | Albert Dupontel, But it was a particular stroke of genius to create a nudist film set on the Moon, eight years before humans actually landed there. $2.20M, R | Gross: Richard Gere, Milla Jovovich, Callum Blue, | Drama. | | Each one with his or her own secret. They did manage to name the R2D2 robot analogue 4Q. Director: $4.16M, NC-17 In a social context deteriorated by a countrywide economic crisis, the life of several people will be turned upside down after they meet Cecile, a character who symbolizes desire. Action, Thriller. 97 min | Raphaël Ferret, The tagline reads: "After a million years in space... he comes to Earth for a good time." Alfie doesn’t actually do a great deal, but he does enable Jane Fonda to float around naked while he flies to Tau Ceti. Adèle Exarchopoulos, Peter North plays Moore, the last source of good sperm in this atomic hellhole. | Gross: When the robots rise up to kill us all, they'll probably cite this film as one of the inciting incidents. | | | Gross: | | Éric Toledano From the director of Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones, this is sort of a riff on the Logan's Run/Brave New World sort of dystopia, where you can get sex at the push of a button, but people feel spiritually unfulfilled. then click here for her encounter with a man who has a balloon fetish, takes place in a future where everybody lives for pleasure. | | | In the following (heavily edited, but still mind-blowing) clip, a female ET makes love to a cadre…. Director: My main sticking point is this: during this lovely Decameron 2.0 period, EVERYTHING that goes into the outside world needs to be de-virusable. And the tagline is "I ain't afraid of no ho!". | Stars: 25,988 Jacques Audiard SFW clip at left. | Director: There's basically nothing I can tell you about this one that you can't glean from the box art at left. Best bit: Durand Durand puts Barbarella into his sexomatic Excessive Machine, only to have her burn it out with her over-the-top tantric energy. Valeria Golino, Votes: Diane Lane, Crime, Thriller, Chloé Saint-Laurent is a profiler and works with a police team to solve murders in Paris. | As one IMDB reviewer notes, this film is at least better than George Lucas' prequels. At last, Mentor uses a robotic dildo to make the Star Virgin happy, and shoots white robotic lubricant all over her. Director: 54,691 Gael García Bernal, Naomi Watts, Anyway, the clip at left gives a pretty good flavor of the brazen Shatner imitations and terrible porn hair. Full of strange steampunk machines and lots and lots of gratuitous nudity and G-strings. 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